Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Match.com - #1 Dating Site

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  • Browse singles in your area right from your phone
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This is a collection of NINE SHORT STORIES, all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. Dating, divorce, desperation--all that good stuff! After nineteen years of marriage, I was suddenly thrust into a brave new world of dating--online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines--and I've survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you're contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you're out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here's a scary thought: maybe you've met some of these guys! Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

These stand-alone stories range! in length from 500 words to over 3,000 words. The collection is a total of 14,613 words, approximately 55 pages.


Note from the author:
After being married for nineteen years, my husband wanted a divorce. The good new is that we're still friends. In fact, when I recently had a bad accident resulting in three emergency surgeries and an amputated toe, he really helped me out. So that's a happy ending. However, dating wasn't quite as happy.

These nine short stories reflect my experience.Most people find many of the stories funny.(One isn't supposed to be funny, and most are bittersweet.) Some people don't. I can't guarantee you will, but I do guarantee that I poured my heart into these stories, and I love sharing them with readers.

Thanks to everyone who's bought them!

Suzanne

Third edition: Linked Table of Contents and C! over.

Warning: Pro! ceed at your own risk--PG-13 rated content.

Suzanne's short story Downhill was first published in Arts Perspective Magazine. Rock Bottom is published in the Mota 9: Addiction anthology, available on Kindle. Her short story Ghost Plane (not included in the Dating My Vibrator collection) was published by Crimespree Magazine. Venus Faded appears in the antholog Pronto!Writings from Rome, along with notable authors including: Dorothy Allison, Elizabeth Engstrom, Terry Brooks, and John Saul. Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers awarded her first prize in the Colorado Gold Writing Contest, and Maui Writers awarded her third prize in the Rupert Hughes writing competition.

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Please check out Ghost Pla! ne and Other Disturbing Tales, eleven twisted stories about life, love and insanity.

The Stories:
Downhill
Rock Bottom
Not Nirvana
Dharma Dan
Dust of Souls
A Tiny Romance
Double Date
Phantom Love
Dating My Vibrator

This is a collection of NINE SHORT STORIES, all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. Dating, divorce, desperation--all that good stuff! After nineteen years of marriage, I was suddenly thrust into a brave new world of dating--online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines--and I've survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you're contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you're out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here's a scary thought: maybe you've met some of these guys! Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

These stand-alone stories range in le! ngth from 500 words to over 3,000 words. The collection is a t! otal of 14,613 words, approximately 55 pages.


Note from the author:
After being married for nineteen years, my husband wanted a divorce. The good new is that we're still friends. In fact, when I recently had a bad accident resulting in three emergency surgeries and an amputated toe, he really helped me out. So that's a happy ending. However, dating wasn't quite as happy.

These nine short stories reflect my experience.Most people find many of the stories funny.(One isn't supposed to be funny, and most are bittersweet.) Some people don't. I can't guarantee you will, but I do guarantee that I poured my heart into these stories, and I love sharing them with readers.

Thanks to everyone who's bought them!

Suzanne

Third edition: Linked Table of Contents and Cover.

Warning: Proceed at your own risk--PG-13 rate! d content.

Suzanne's short story Downhill was first published in Arts Perspective Magazine. Rock Bottom is published in the Mota 9: Addiction anthology, available on Kindle. Her short story Ghost Plane (not included in the Dating My Vibrator collection) was published by Crimespree Magazine. Venus Faded appears in the antholog Pronto!Writings from Rome, along with notable authors including: Dorothy Allison, Elizabeth Engstrom, Terry Brooks, and John Saul. Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers awarded her first prize in the Colorado Gold Writing Contest, and Maui Writers awarded her third prize in the Rupert Hughes writing competition.

                                                                         *************
Please check out Ghost Plane and Other Disturbing Tales, eleven twisted stories about life, love and insanity.
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The Stories:
Downhill
Rock Bottom
Not Nirvana
Dharma Dan
Dust of Souls
A Tiny Romance
Double Date
Phantom Love
Dating My Vibrator
How would you like to have a wonderfully well-suited, kind, adoring half-orange who feels like a teammate, a partner in crime, a true other half? “Half-Orange” refers to the Spanish term mi media naranja, which describes one’s sweetheart, that perfect other half. What if you heard he or she would be coming along soon? Would you be relieved? Excited? Happy? Well those are the feelings that dating optimism can give you.

Rather than admonishing readers to make themselves more available, or turn dating into a full-time job, Spencer's program of dating optimism is a fun, results-oriented way to find a healthy happy relationship, based on brain science and psychology that can help you become a more positive dater. She'll guide you through sowing the orange s! eed of your ideal relationship and growing it to “fruit-ion.” In essence, by focusing positively about dating, you can actually change your brain, which changes everything from your body language to the way you perceive others and what you ultimately attract.

Meeting Your Half-Orange is the pep talk that puts finding true love back into your own hands. It will guide you toward becoming so focused on the relationship you want and so happy in your own skin, the right person will be naturally drawn straight to you. You’ve never read a dating guide like this before. But best of all, it will be the last one you’ll ever need.
How would you like to have a wonderfully well-suited, kind, adoring half-orange who feels like a teammate, a partner in crime, a true other half? “Half-Orange” refers to the Spanish term mi media naranja, which describes one’s sweetheart, that perfect other half. What if you heard he or she would be coming alon! g soon? Would you be relieved? Excited? Happy? Well those are ! the feel ings that dating optimism can give you.

Rather than admonishing readers to make themselves more available, or turn dating into a full-time job, Spencer's program of dating optimism is a fun, results-oriented way to find a healthy happy relationship, based on brain science and psychology that can help you become a more positive dater. She'll guide you through sowing the orange seed of your ideal relationship and growing it to “fruit-ion.” In essence, by focusing positively about dating, you can actually change your brain, which changes everything from your body language to the way you perceive others and what you ultimately attract.

Meeting Your Half-Orange is the pep talk that puts finding true love back into your own hands. It will guide you toward becoming so focused on the relationship you want and so happy in your own skin, the right person will be naturally drawn straight to you. You’ve never read a dating guide like this before. But bes! t of all, it will be the last one you’ll ever need.

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Quiksilver Men's Make It Rain Tee, White, X-Large

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  • Slim fit
  • Screenprinted
  • Screenprinted inner neck label (no scratchy tag)
Quiksilver young mens make it rain slim fit screenprinted tee shirt
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OP/TECH USA 2701252 E-Z Comfort Strap-for Cameras and Binoculars - Neoprene (Black)

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  • Fits most cameras & binoculars
  • Easy to attach
  • Fully adjustable approx. 22" - 44" (558,8mm - 1117,6mm)
  • Very strong & durable
The "no frills" approach to a comfortable and functional neck strap is what OP/TECH USA offers in the E-Z COMFORT STRAP . The slim design and easy-to-use connection system make this a great strap for binoculars and cameras. It combines high quality neoprene, top grade leather and 3/8" webbing to give you a simple, yet comfortable strap. Getting down to basics without sacrificing quality is what the E-Z COMFORT STRAP is all about.
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Lunaire Sevilla Scroll Embroidered Underwire Bra, 36DDD, Black / Taupe

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  • Seamed, underwire, molded cups
  • Flatters full busted figures
  • Sheer mesh
  • Unlined, demi cups provide moderate coverage
  • Beautiful scroll embroidery
Seamed, underwire, molded cups, Flatters full busted figures. Sheer mesh, Unlined, demi cups provide moderate coverage. Beautiful scroll embroidery Lunaire, Style Number: 14011.
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How to Make a Too Cool T-shirt Quilt

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  • 100% cotton
  • Wash warm; dry low
  • Imported
  • Listed in men's sizes
This Cool Kids T-shirt features a gigantic burger. Delicious!This book will guide you through each step of making a Too Cool T-shirt Quilt - a quilt that will defy all your expectations! Too Cool T-shirt Quilts are easy to make because they do not use iron-on backing nor cotton sashing. A Too Cool T-shirt Quilt is made just from T-shirts. This book will show you how to: Plan your T-shirt quilt Cut all types of T-shirts Design and layout your quilt Sew T-shirt material Prepare your quilt top for quilting or tying Bind and finish your T-shirt quilt The Too Cool Method of making T-shirt quilts works! If someone tells you other wise, they have not made a quilt with this method. If someone says that you have to use interfacing otherwise your T-shirts will droop - they have not made a Too Cool T-shirt Quilt! s. Don't be afraid to try something new. You will be surprised at your results. At Too Cool T-shirt Quilts we have been making T-shirts this way since 1992. Our first quilts are still in use and in great shape despite years of use. Please visit our web site TooCoolTshirtQuilts.com for photos of these awesome quilts.
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Comfort Research Fuf Large Foam Bean Bag Chair, Black Twill

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  • Large 4-feet Diameter by 36-inch tall
  • Fuf foam neverr goes flat like traditional bean bag
  • Shipped vacuum-packed, the Fuf will grow back to full size in a few days
  • Re-Fuf again and again for years of comfort
  • Permanent cover can be spot cleaned
Large and super comfortable, the Large Fuf Chair will be fought over by everyone in the house, dorm, or anywhere you want to set your Fuf. Filled with chunks of polyurethane foam that never go flat, this chair will mold to your body after repeated usage, but can be re-fuffed again and again for years of comfortable seating. Permanent cover is spot clean. Ships vacuum-packed to save you freight costs, but will -feetgrow-feet back to its original size in a few days. 4-feet in diameter, this is a worth fighting for.
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Z Zegna By Ermenegildo Zegna For Men. Eau De Toilette Spray 1.6 oz

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  • Packaging for this product may vary from that shown in the image above
  • This item is not for sale in Catalina Island
Launched by the design house of Ermenegildo Zegna.
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Shimmer Sheer Nipple-less Bra , ONE SIZE, BLACK

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  • Made in USA
This light as air bra is made of lustrous high sheen sheer stretch fabric. This forgiving material fits bra sizes 32-36 B-C-D-DD. The cut-out cups lets your nipples peek through the shine. Adjustable straps. Swimsuit hook closure. Also comes in plus Nylon Hand wash, air dry
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Grenade Men's Skull Bomb Tee, Black, X-Large

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  • 100% Cotton
  • Classic fit
Branded with the iconic Grenade logo
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